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30 November 2010 @ 07:53 pm
Dancing Ninja, Gasping Fan  
 We interrupt this regularly scheduled indefinite hiatus to bring you the following Very Important News.

No, we are not starting a new blog. Today, anyway. We have plenty of tracks and trails all over the Interwebs, thankyouverymuch.

For the most part, we're out of the game, you know. And we're happy being serious faced little adults who responsibly watch mature television programming such The Good Wife or Modern Family or whatever.  But then we're at dinner with our like-minded adult friends and they're like, "Oh, yeah, some Disney kid checked herself into rehab because a Jonas broke up with her."  



And then we get that crazy eyed fangirl face you all know and love and we can't hold back as we shriek, "It's Demi Lovato! And it's not  just because Joe broke up with her, though he was a total douche to bring his vampire girlfriend on tour. But Demi already had stuff, and there are pictures where it looks like she was cutting. And Selena BFF broke up with her! Allegedly!"

And then our friends are like, "Lovawho?"

And we say, "THAT'S WHAT WE'VE BEEN SAYING FOR THREE YEARS!"

And before we can go on about Demi's whole problem being Disney's determination to make her happen (kinda like "fetch"), the conversation has turned to Korea having Real Problems and we are left dying to tell someone our theory that the Jonas brothers are just dating their way through young starlets like Matt Damon did before he settled down. 

Anyway. This is all a long way of saying,  we are temporarily coming out of hiding for a minute because Things of Interest are happening, and we cannot remain silent. But this is not about Demi. Leave the poor kid alone, we say. 

Remember forever ago when we were doing some farewell post round ups on the HSM kids and where they might land? And we mentioned good ole' Lu and his next big release and expressed some concern, Tim Gunn style?

The trailer is out. And well... see for yourself.


What. Is. Happening?

I find myself watching this and laughing and thinking, "Oh, it's so cool that Funny or Die got Lucas to be in a fake movie trailer. And how hilarious is it that they got someone as random as the Hoff to co-star?" And then I remember this is actually for real. And then I can't decide if I think it's funny anymore. I mean, gratuitous boob shots? Really? Then again, it appears Lucas really can dance, so I guess that's positive. But then on the third hand, Hoff is playing a character not so subtly named "LaDouche."  But then Lucas likes to be ironic and dance fighting is secretly awesome.   Thoughts?

 
 
 
like_whoa_124like_whoa_124 on December 1st, 2010 01:13 am (UTC)
I almost fell out of my chair when I saw this community come up on my friends page.

Although I find myself unable to watch the trailer for Lu's movie, I feel that anything with the title "Legend of the Dancing Ninja" cannot be good...
Mm_alicious on December 1st, 2010 02:31 am (UTC)
Well, that's sort of where I'm headed with this. The whole thing just seems doomed from the get-go. Can this really be a commercial success?
Heather: Kevin McHale 2moviesurfer on December 1st, 2010 02:16 am (UTC)
Poor Lu
IMHO he was the most talented of the lot
BTW have you lovelies gotten into Tizz's show (Hellcats) and Drew's show (Glory Daze)
Mm_alicious on December 1st, 2010 02:33 am (UTC)
I tried Hellcats for a while, and I'm sort of proud of Tizz and Michalka #1, even though I have nothing to do with their successes. I lost interest after a few 'sodes, but I think Tizz does a pretty great job in her role. But every time I see Michalka #1, I just want to say, "Drop the act, Keely Teslow. We know you're just passing time until Phil comes back from the future."

Have not yet tried Glory Daze. Good?
Heather: Artiemoviesurfer on December 1st, 2010 04:35 am (UTC)
If I try not to compare it to Greek then yes Glory Daze is realy good
Mm_alicious on December 1st, 2010 01:15 pm (UTC)
Casey + Cappie= 4-Eva!
Melissamy_badgers_27 on December 1st, 2010 03:09 am (UTC)
....so I might illegally download this just because Lucas looks so fabulous dancing. I'm also a sucker for ninjas.
Mm_alicious on December 1st, 2010 03:28 am (UTC)
He's pretty good, right? Kind of Mike Chang good.
Smutcutter: I dont get itsmutcutter on December 1st, 2010 04:37 am (UTC)
Noooooooo! Can't be real! I mean.. it hurts just to watch and I ADORE Lucas! He's been doing theater here in Los Angeles and recently played Riff Raff for a huge Halloween show - directed by Kenny Ortega! (had a friend as an extra on stage - I got an autograph or two!)

I still vote that this movie was made on a dare.... or Lucas lost a bet.

Just saying. LOL
Mm_alicious on December 1st, 2010 01:17 pm (UTC)
Probably he thought he could beat Mo in arm wrestling and lost. I think this theory.
The Kool-aid Bandititsmyotherfoot on December 6th, 2010 04:43 pm (UTC)
gggaahhhh i missed you guys